BOSTON BANDS

When I want a band that really smokes 
I pump up some Extreme, you know it isn't a joke 
Is it true Til Tuesday started out here? 
I think Aerosmith is from Revere 
Well how about The Cars and New Edition 
New Kids On The Block, "Oh, they're wicked pissa!" 
It's nice that they were all bands from Boston 
but they don't mean sh*t to me 

No wonder they hate us 
Everyone hates us 
Boston bands, Boston bands 
Oh man it's not contagious 
Everyone hates us 
Boston bands, Boston bands 
Oh man, no wonder they hate us 
Everyone hates us 
Boston bands, Boston bands 

That's because they're not my type of Boston bands 

That's because they're not my type of Boston bands 

Bobby Brown jams out at a disco 
College girls pretend they're Letters To Chleo 
Got guitar god legends, like Billy Squier 
I think J. Geils used to sing in a choir 
It's nice the band Boston had a great career 
That's not the type of sh*t I wanna hear 
Where did Jon Butcher Axis go? 
and where the f*ck is Evan Dando? 

No wonder they hate us 
Everyone hates us 
Boston bands, Boston bands 
Oh man it's not contagious 
Everyone hates us 
Boston bands, Boston bands 
Oh man, no wonder they hate us 
Everyone hates us 
Boston bands, Boston bands 

That's because they're not my type of Boston bands 

That's because they're not my type of Boston bands